Panic time. I found TWO ticks on me. The last thing I need is to get fucking lyme disease from one of those little shits. I want to just take a flamethrower to the whole house. Instead I ripped off all my clothes, put on new ones, and am going to clean the fuck out of all my clothes in case more are hiding in there.
God, I hate ticks. My ex had lymes from a tick. I fucking hate ticks.